hellonicetomisha:

alltheselittlevoices:

haleepls:

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

Stop it

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

:(((((

(Source: shencomix, via hypnoetics)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fieldbears:

likkistu-ormur:

I went to the farmer’s market yesterday and at the honey guy’s booth and there were all these bees just hangin out.  Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something

and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said “No, but they show up every time I come out, I think they just know my truck” and this guy is well-known among the local bees and lets them sit on his hand and eat his honey and I just really like the bee guy

What more of an endorsement could you hope for

you met a fucking forest nymph

(via reading-writing-dying)

anderz-zombieslayer:

zorkat:

underhuntressmoon:

ancestormoth:

tempuraat:

monicalknighton:

ayellowbirds:

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

berries.

berries.

berries.

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. 
Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?

Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

Big Tofu

(Source: loookingformehuh, via sorry)

azzandra:

officialloislane:

vamprisms:

bipirate:

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

image

Every time I see this post reblogged on my dash, it’s with someone tagging their surprise and dismay that this isn’t what the franchise is about. They had ONE JOB.

(via seniorhobo)

orelpuppington:
“ i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE
ring ring
HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??
”
orelpuppington:
“ i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE
ring ring
HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??
”

orelpuppington:

i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE

ring ring

HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

thebootydiaries:

bullies b like “you got a face only your mama could love” and Freud be like 👀 oh word?

(via lilacpug)

whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeaboutit:

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

(Source: stolentweets, via kickassfunny)

moonlandingwasfaked:

nefferpitou:

targent:

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

tummy hurt

free sody

(via ecooli)

zackisontumblr:

unorthodox-views:

ckascade:

rotg-fan-page:

xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

apple-a-la-mode:

lmaonade:

haters will hate on me because they do not like me at all

haters will see you and be like i dont really like that guy

(via qorgon)

very excite

my bday is 6 days away